tlc are comin’ to town. o0o0o0o

I don’t get this whole thing (that also happens on Instagram), where people follow you, then unfollow you straight after you follow them back.
What are you trying to prove here? Why does the amount of followers you have please you? Considering the fact that these people are not actually following you because they find you interesting….THEY’RE FOLLOWING YOU TO BE NICE.

How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

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telapathetic:

noogle-the-whovian:

minionamongmoosekateers:

tateshaw:

alleneverafter:

fuglypudding:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

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by request someone has asked me about any hidden tattoos. Behold my most hated tattoo, the dodgy sideboob/rib heart. urgh I hope it dies.

by request someone has asked me about any hidden tattoos. Behold my most hated tattoo, the dodgy sideboob/rib heart. urgh I hope it dies.

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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